Outline · [ Standard ] · Linear+ The Dead or Alive series.

[YoshiMax]

I heard if you play as her in the Las Vegas Strip, a Warthog drives past.

Indeed it does and tripping an enemy over it is saweeeeeeeeeet.

I propose a DOA4 night - the lobby can hold 8 players and I can easily host that many now - anybody up for it send me an FR and I'll clear some space tonight !

[Alastor]

Now, can someone explain the whole Aerosmith thing to me?

Itagaki likes Aerosmith or so I heard a while ago....erm, that's pretty much it.

I love the DOA:Ultimate intro with....'Dream On' (? ) playing, I know it probably sounds like one of those AMV's you find on Youtube but it was pretty sweet.

I propose a DOA4 night - the lobby can hold 8 players and I can easily host that many now - anybody up for it send me an FR and I'll clear some space tonight !

Long story, but I rarely have my PS3 and 360 in the same place (because the universe will implode!!1) when I'm online which is why I disappear offline on one and re-appear on the other for a while (I'm a pretty annoying person to have on your FL I guess), but when I'm next online with the 360 I'll play you all.

Sounds like you're remembering how much you used to like it!

[Garwoofoo]

I noticed today that the tagline for DOA: Paradise (the PSP version of DOA: Beach Volleyball) is "Paradise in the palm of your hand". I don't think that needs any further comment.

[Ianos]

You can email Hitomi to 'hook up', apparently.

Hitomi@tecmokoei.co.uk

Seriously. You can.

[Luscan]

I noticed today that the tagline for DOA: Paradise (the PSP version of DOA: Beach Volleyball) is "Paradise in the palm of your hand".  I don't think that needs any further comment.

I don't think any further comment is really needed but when has that ever stopped anyone?

"This is a video game in which users watch grown women dressed in G-string bikinis jiggle their breasts while on a two-week vacation. Women's breasts and butts will sway while playing volleyball, while hopping across cushions, while pole dancing, while posing on the ground, by the pool, on the beach, in front of the camera. There are other activities: Users can gamble inside a casino to win credits for shopping; they can purchase bathing suits, sunglasses, hats, clothing at an island shop; they can "gift" these items to eight other women in hopes of winning their friendship, in hopes of playing more volleyball. And as relationships blossom from the gift-giving and volleyball, users may get closer to the women, having earned their trust and confidence: users will then be prompted to zoom-in on their friends' nearly-naked bodies, snap dozens of photos, and view them in the hotel later that night. Parents and consumers should know that the game contains a fair amount of "cheesy," and at times, creepy voyeurism-especially when users have complete rotate-pan-zoom control; but the game also contains bizarre, misguided notions of what women really want (if given two weeks, paid vacation, island resort)-Paradise cannot mean straddling felled tree trunks in dental-floss thongs."

[cavalcade]

Looking at the quality of that summary, I'd buy an ESRB magazine.

[Luscan]

Looking at the quality of that summary, I'd buy an ESRB magazine.

It's a shitload better than Edge!

Less biased too!